🎤 "FEAR FACTORY: Down Under Edition" - Rapped by Australia’s most feared animals

(Intro – All Together)

We ain't your mates, we your midnight fright,

Creepin' and crawlin' through the outback night.

Four deep in the bush, no need to pretend—

When Aussies see us, they scream, “This is the end!”

(Verse 1 – 🦘 Kangaroo)

Yeah, I’m the kangaroo, don’t call me cute,

I’ll kick your ribs through your campfire flute.

Big red eyes, muscles tight like rope,

Standin’ on my tail while you lose all hope.

I ain’t bouncin’ for fun, I bounce to attack,

And if I square up, you best step back.

(Verse 2 – 🕷️ Spider)

Eight legs, two fangs, creepin' in your shoe,

Black as the night — yeah, I’m huntin' you.

Funnel-web drippin’, I don’t need to chase,

I sit and wait — then bite your face.

Bathroom, bed, or your ute’s front seat,

I’m the reason Aussies never sleep sweet.

(Verse 3 – 🐊 Crocodile)

I’m the snap from the swamp, the nightmare tide,

Camouflaged calm with death inside.

Floatin’ like driftwood, eyes just peepin’,

You blink once — now I’m feastin’.

I been killin’ since the Dreamtime days,

And your little tinny? That’s my buffet.

(Verse 4 – 🐍 Snake)

Cold-blooded menace, tongue goin’ flick,

Slidin' through your camp like a venomous trick.

Eastern brown? Yeah, I top the charts,

One bite and your heart just… departs.

Hide in the loo, in your boot, your shed,

By the time you spot me, you’re halfway dead.

(Outro – All Together)

So don’t go thinkin’ it’s just sun and surf,

This land’s got creatures born to unnerve.

We’re the fear you feel when the bush goes still—

Aussie-made legends, born to thrill.

Sleep tight, mate — if you dare…

'Cause the FEAR FACTORY’s everywhere.